Elevator Filming

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Elevator Filming (also known as elevator photography, even though they take videos) is a recent phenomenon on YouTube involving an entire community of users who are dedicated to making videos of elevators. Most of them have no lives apart from arguing over elevator companies and who manufactured the buttons in elevators.

Elevator filmers are Aspies who have absolutely no lives. In addition to filming elevators, some users even film escalators, however most elevator "fans" believe that escalators are inferior to the great and glorious elevator.

Videos

If you ever had the urge to watch grown men or young boys ride elevators over and over and over, or perhaps wanted nothing more in life than to have one (or both) of those groups narrate a video about a small box that moves up and down, are you in for a treat. Most elevator videos feature over 9000 hours of thrilling conversations and narration about the type of elevator and the manufacturer of extremely important items such as the buttons or floor indicator inside. Get ready for thrills like "the door closes when you press the door close button" and commentary on the loudness of fans.

I GOT A REAL-LIVE-TRAIN-ENGINE, HIS NAME IS DIESELDUCY

It's dieselducy time.

Holy shit, it's an elevator!!!11!

Holy shit, it's another elevator!

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A lot of elevator videos are filmed illegally, and occasionally the mall cops squash the elevator fan's free speech toss these faggots out of the mall for riding in elevators they shouldn't be in.

Good Elevator Filming

A type of elevator filming called "Elevator Surfing" exists that's not complete faggotry. Elevator Surfing involves making your way onto the top of the elevator (sometimes jumping from one elevator to another) and trying to not get yourself killed in the process. Naturally, the people listed on this page are too pussy to ever do something so hardcore.

Quotes

	“	I AM JUST TRYING TO PUSH FUCKELEVATOR AND EMINEMELEVATOR OFF THE FIRST PAGE BEACAUSE THEY ARE MEAN	„
	— elevator1tom

	“	Your fantasyland will be knocked down and replaced with tons of corporations! You are a cheat, a liar, no good, piece of crap, and you are also a sinner! Sinning against God! I am 100% against psychics and 100% for God! I am going to break your crystal ball too! Now close your account!!!	„
	— Streetcar1743

	“	IM NOT GAY I WENT HERE TO ENJOY THE MUSIC AND CHILL WITH FRIENDS	„
	— crapper1 on his gay pride video

	“	THRICE. SHE CALLED ME A CRYBABY AND I JUST REPORT HER TO YOUTUBE IMMEDIATELY! SHE IS A WHORE!	„
	— kittandon

	“	ATTENTION ALL ELEVATOR FILMERS!!! magicelevator has gone too far!!! If you haven't blocked her, PLEASE do so! When she doesn't get her way, she snitches! She needs to be stopped before she invades your accounts!!!	„
	— kittandon

	“	faggot. get your moms pecker out of your mouth cock sucker...............so shove your head up your ass	„
	— CoolPantz32

	“	Hey! You can think we elevatorlovers are stupid, but the spammers are more stupid, also thoose as you, that say´s we´re stupid, because everyone have rigths to do everything they want... even love elevators.	„
	— SummerADDE

	“	You are a piece of trash, a cheat, and a spammer. You are a also a liar! Only good place for you is a city landfill! Americans with Disibilities Act is the LAW!!!! But you don't believe in civil rights! It is time for your ship to sink! Get off YouTube, close your account you cheater!!!!!	„
	— Streetcar1743

	“	MY ELEVATOR FILMERS DON'T BELIEVE IN PSYCHICS!!!! THEY LIE! MISS CLEO IS A DIRT BAG! MY ELEVATOR FILMERS ARE GOING TO TAKE A BULLDOZER, KOCK YOUR FANTASYALND DOWN AND REPLACE IT WITH CORPORATIONS!!!! NOW CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT!!!!	„
	— Streetcar1743

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List of Losers

• dieselducy - the gay rainbow train. His play-train is also pretty gay.
• crapper1 The name says it all.
• musicfreakcc - flaming gay boi
• CaptainElevator42189 - Not a real captain.
• ih8escalators - your typical hyperactive twat
• streetcar1743 - old filmer, desires to be trolled
• patricknedz - retard of the elevator community
• dea41396returns - elevator community bitch
• jimster586 - The number at the end is how many elevators he has molested.
• gluse - With Gluse you lose
• jaymietreadwell - aussie who will BAWWW over the smallest bit of spam
• hissen12 - can only talk in moonspeak
• thegrudge58 - Able to shoot his elevator videos in slo-mo, because he is so fat that the elevators run at a quarter speed
• thyssenelevator95 - ThyssenKrupp's little bitch
• alpaljl - yet another flaming gay boi
• SchindlerHaughton - So lazy that he had to resort to using an elevator brand as his username.
• elevatorsonly - His username is bullshit.
• suzzex suzzex suzzex - another flaming gay boi (can't you tell by his voice?)
• TheElevatorChannel - some loser from Missourrah

Links

• dieselducy.com
• youtube.com/user/Fuckelevators
• Virtual elevator software forums

Elevator Filming is part of a series on Aspies.

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