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Mary Bell

"Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est"

THE Tyneside Strangler Mary Bell is living proof of the intellectual advantments and superior intellect of the European genetic disease strain that we popularly call the English because, as her Elementery School counselor would attest, by the time she was eleven she was killing at a tenth grade level.

Mary Bell is known for killing 4-Year-Old Martin Brown by strangling him to death on 25 May 1968 as a Birthday Present for herself because the following day, 26 May, was her birthday and would make her 11-years-old.

Mary is more famously known for the 31 July 1968 murder of 3-Year-Old Brian Howe, also by strangulation, that she committed with her 13-year-old friend Norma Joyce Bell because Mary later returned to carve a large M into the dead boy's stomach and cut off his penis with a pair of scissors. It is for the latter that Mary would be canonized by Feminazis as a major contributer to their philosophy and movement.

	“	I like hurting little things that can't fight back	„
	—Mary Bell

(( Poster Girl For Penis Hating Femi-Nazis ))


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