RMG Productions

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

RMG Productions (Powerword: Ryan Goulden) is a manchild YouTuber who makes piss poor rant videos that are really nothing more than him bitching and moaning about the world not going his way all the time.

Clearly RMG was spoiled by his parents at an early age because all his pointless YouTube videos are just him whining about Batman movies that aren't the Tim Burton movies, X-Men movies, and Star Wars. The guy is such a fanfuck of Star Wars (especially the EU) he actually thought he could declare war on Disney and "restore it to its former glory". He even goes so far to call the new Star Wars movies nothing but fan films (George Lucas said the EU was nothing but fanfiction BTW) and claims he's going to "fix it" by writing his own Star Wars movie. Yes really.

How to tell if you're watching an RMG Productions video

Okay. Is there a crazy-eyed guy wearing a baseball cap, hipster glasses, and a Metallica T-shirt? If so, is he pissing and moaning about the casting change in the new Star Wars/Batman/whatever? If you answered yes to both, looks like you've stumbled onto RMG's channel! There are plenty of things to watch, like his numerous rants on superhero movies which bring to mind Chris-Chan's stance on Sonic Boom, verbal assaults at his enemies hiding behind computer screens (because he isn't mature enough to accept that people have different opinions on comic book movies), and witty introspectives on the Expanded Universe or possible casting choices for a Marvel/DC movie.

Basically, watch this and you'll get the idea:

FutureXmDCcomics Zone

FutureXmDCcomics Zone (Powerword: Andre Cedeno) is RMG's worst enemy, with the only reason for this being that Andre talks trash on Marvel movies. To sum it up, Andre is a DC dickrider, with RMG doing the same with Marvel. Currently, Andre is starting to jerk off Zack Snyder in the same way that RMG likes to BJ George Lucas. Whenever they cross paths, you know they're going to embarrass themselves. Fortunately, RMG has led people to believe that Andre is a child molester, meaning he might have the upper hand in the rivalry. Then again, that's like saying a piss stain looks better on a wedding dress than a shit stain. When Clay Claymore went after RMG in a video, RMG was convinced that Clay was Andre's alter ego, even though Andre was later targeted by him. Needless to say, if you see these two together, whip out your camera-phone and start taking pictures.

External Links

• E-mail address: [email protected]
• RMG's whining chamber

See also

• FutureXmDCcomics Zone - this fucker makes RMG berserk. The two hit it off, though.
• Corey Margera - Has similar opinions on comic book movies to RMG. Also, both their fanbases are braindead mongoloids who think they're better than other people.
• Marvel

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