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SaturnDOS
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What do you get, when you take a pathetic, worthless, fugly, gore-obsessed, Mexican, then combine him with a pedo, a fetishist, a weeb, a cartoon sperg, a brony, a follower of the YouTube Commentary Community, a YouTube Pooper, a rather devious troll, and a manchild? You get a lolcow named, Pablo De La Cruz. Known by many different screen names, most of which are after computers. Such as: SaturnDOS, Mega Anser, commodore_xp, FallenNova, Amstrado, pico_manic, vic_rex, and the list goes on.
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Info[edit]
Pablo created his original "SaturnDOS" account on YouTube account in April of 2014. He started off making horrendous YouTube Poops. His most viewed shit to date is a short clip in a compilation of Spongebob Squarepants YTPs called, "The Spingebill Collection 2." As time went on, he became involved with Mariotehplumber's gay lover, "TheBalishChannel." After being an obnoxious faggot towards Balish and being called out for being an animation sperg, as well as a defender of fetishes, lolicon, and shotacon, SaturnDOS began to pussy off and go under different aliases, instead of actually owning up to his mistakes, just like all Mexicans. It was also around this time that Pablo had begun to stalk, threaten, and harass AnimatedJames into deleting his fart fetish account on DeviantART, to which he succeeded. Meanwhile, the border-hopping scumfuck had gotten involved in the YouTube Commentary Community. Especially with a nigger commmentator known as Clay Claymore, who's notorious for talking shit about cartoon-obsessed losers, such as TheMysteriousMrEnter. After the drama with the #WMAR incident, SaturnDOS had decided to start creating shitloads of sock puppet accounts on YouTube, Twitter, and DeviantART to spam gore and negativity at other users associated with Claymore. Some of these sock puppet accounts have impersonated other users associated with Clay. He also spouts off stuff like: "I will stop if you give me Mr. Enter's dox," "Please commit suicide," "Animat has to die," "I will not stop until you leave the internet," and "For Claymore."
Users he's impersonated:[edit]
SaturnDOS has been known to make some of his sock puppet accounts to impersonate other users, such as:
- Clay Claymore
- JesusWithBazookaz79
- Brucesnoop
- OneEyedSavi
- Palette Blockhead
- Ottomagic Critic
- ProMonarchyGenius
- UncleKracker3
- GarageBandComic
- CableBoxMan
How to identify SaturnDOS on other sites:[edit]
- Spams comments, responses, and posts at anyone, most likely Mr. Enter, telling them to kill themselves and showing his icon stabbing the other user's icon
- Brings up Clay Claymore whenever possible
- Talks about doxxing Mr. Enter or Animat
- Posts pictures obviously edited in MS Paint of Mr. Enter or Animat getting killed
- Raids Discord servers, spamming racial and autistic slurs.
- Spams gory and fucked up images
- Spams references to White Zombie's song: "Thunder Kiss '65"
- Goes under names of infamously terrible and critically panned video games. Such as "Drake of the 99 Dragons" and most original games by "Data Design Interactive"
- Noticeably spams memes such as Shrek and Bee Movie left, right, and center
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What SaturnDOS beats off to:[edit]
SaturnDOS' Self Portraits:[edit]
Notice how he's got his clothes on at the beach.
"You're trying way too hard to be a gangster, holmes!"
Got fap material for Christmas!
On Halloween as Nick Wilde.
The offspring of Deadpool and Nick Wilde.
Playing the new dating sim on vr.
Even in a cast of freaks, he still stands out among them all.
The End?[edit]
In early May of 2017, Pablo had been called out on one of his spam accounts for buying a body pillow of an MLP OC. This prompted him to find out about his ED page and Kiwi Farms thread. After being called out and exposed, SaturnDOS went on to put out an apology toward all that he spammed. Whether he genuinely means it or not is up for debate.
LOL NOPE![edit]
It would seem as though SaturnDOS has taken to attacking Solar Sands by spamming the very same gore and negativity at him, but under the alias of a brony.
How to troll SaturnDOS[edit]
- For every picture of gore he spams at someone over Twitter, spam him the same number of pictures of cute animals at him.
- For every user he tells them to kill themselves, send the same user comments encouraging them to do the contrary.
- Tell him he's a creeper for buying an MLP body pillow with an OC.
- Call him a faggot for jacking off to anime and pony pics.
- Remind him about his involvement with Balish.
- Tell him that Animat and MrEnter are some of the best animation critics on the internet.
See Also[edit]
- Mexican
- Brony
- Wapanese
- Trolls
- Gore
- Psychopath
- Manchild
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- Internet Tough Guy
- Trying Too Hard
- A-Log - Also infamous for trying too hard to be edgy towards other lolcows.
- Clay Claymore - SaturnDOS' senpai.
- TheMysteriousMrEnter - A cartoon critic that he absolutely despises, because his god, Clay Claymore, says so.
- AnimatedJames - The first victim of SaturnDOS' attacks
- Channel Awesome - Attacked by SaturnDOS' spam accounts for the whole "#WTFU" movement. Especially, Doug Walker.
- GurigorloX - Another follower of Clay Claymore, who's also had infamous brony history.
- Joe Crusher Pickles - Another person known to be an extreme "A-Logger," who's also been a victim of SaturnDOS' bullshit.
- Matrooko11 - Another pedo who's also been attacked by SaturnDOS.
- KaBlamBandicoot64 - Also has a strong hate boner for Mr. Enter and is also a major suck-up towards Clay.
- Mariotehplumber - SaturnDOS got called out by his boyfriend, TheBalishChannel, for being a creeper.
External Links[edit]
saturndos-pablo-delacruz.30384 SaturnDOS' Kiwi Farms thread. Ever had an unfortunate encounter with this sad, strange, little man? Post your encounter(s) with him here.
vulcan_megazord
vulcan_
pico-manic
kylo.ren.hoak
p_delacruz16 Twitch account that he uses to spam hentai in Balish's streams.
pico_drive - Discord: Grifforzer#6926
- crystal_quake_ Abandoned Twitter account
- [1]Derpibooru pics
- Dailymotion
- Ask.fm
- Picarto.tv
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