Jesse Osborne

Jesse Osborne
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 2, injured 3
Top 25?	lol no
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Nope

Fatass that tackled him

Him and his daddy. Notice the possession of a tactical school shooter assault bowl cut hairstyle.

Jesse Osborne is an edgy 14-year-old faggot who killed his dad and drove his pick-up truck to his local elementary school and shot 3 people before being tackled and shackled. His assault became known as the Townville Elementary School shooting (A.K.A Sandy Hook 2: Electric Boogaloo). Frankly, no one gave a fuck about his chimpout. But what they didn't realize was that poor old Jesse was possessed by THE GRINCH- I mean, ADAM LANZA,the renowned autist who shot his mom and drove to his old elementary school and shot 20 kids. Jesse Osborne was first suspected to just be re-enacting Sandy Hook until the scientists at ED found out that Adam's ghost had possessed Jesse and decided to try and add more points to his High Score.

Before Jesse was able to go for the High Score, some fucking fatass kid was lurking in the school after scoffing down a super-sized severing of McDonald's and bellyflopped on Jesse, leading to his arrest. Jesse is now locked away in juvenile detention, living the thug life segregated from the internets, young wimminz, and education for special needs students. All he has left to enjoy is getting his scrawny ass buttfucked during Bubba's daily routine.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count:	2/20
Accuracy:	8/20 2 killed, 3 injured.
Style:	10/20 Tryhard school shooting
Butthurt:	4/20 No one really cared about this shooting. Plus school shootings are already ingrained in society.
Bonus:	16/20 Pwned his dad before setting out for the High Score
Total score: 40/100 (F)

You will never outrank Adam Lanza. However, at least you did better than Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson. See full ranking

Wanted Level:
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Mall Cop

See also

• Adam Lanza - Jesse's idol.
• Jaylen Fryberg - Another teen who chimped out at his school in 2014.
• Dylann Storm Roof - White supremacist faggot who went on a rampage in the same state as Jesse did.
• High Score - What he failed to achieve.
• An Hero - What he should have done.
• Bubba - The nigger who is tending to Jesse in juvenile prison right now.

Jesse Osborne is part of a series on Psychopaths

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