Narcovideo

Are we tough yet?

In those videos, "Sicarios" love to wear masks, as they are internet tough guys and want to look fierce and menacing

A narcovideo is when a Mexican drug cartel wants the internet to know how fucking tough they are. Now that the cartels are fighting over who will provide the USA with lots of shit-quality drugs, they end up posted on YouTube and other fine videosharing websites.

They usually contain a "confession" from one 'sicario' (thug) kneeling in front of a bunch of rival 'sicarios'. At the end of some videos, the captors proceed to kill the victim, or skip to scenes showing the victim dead. Many narcovideos have "narcocorridos," shitty songs specifically written to glorify their own egos. It is interesting that a lot of the musicians of those songs end up dead... The captors always wear masks, since they fear being partyvanned by the police, and/or b&nned from life by their rivals. Also the masks make them say "dudes, we are sooo tough!".

Narcovideos

What happens when you extort businesses in Ciudad Juárez on behalf of a drug cartel

Pow!

aundres1: "The funny thing is, is that the federal cops are trying to look all hard lol"

jbct61: "There area no Federal Cops in this video.."
Marihuanin: "Those are not federal cops, they belong to "El Cartel del Golfo""
1CHUCKZ4: "go to mundonar.com, you'll see those fools up dere aint cops"

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Visit Acapulco, and make friends with the drug cartel people

More kidnapped drug cartel people, more soldier-esque kidnappers

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Moar narcovideos

David Rivera Alvarez

Matazetas

Moar matazetas

Hello, Mr. Zeta!

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News videos

A Mexican news segment about the picture you see at the top

News you can use

And more useful news

News is great stuff

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Even moar videos

A music video showing kidnapped drug cartel members - The guy who wrote the "narcocorrido" got shot for writing it

A Winnie the Pooh doll becomes the victim of a parody video

Narcos of El Chapo kidnapped with Miguel Acosta who, hours before, were harassing people on the streets with impunity - But Vicente Carrillo's people had them all killed

Trailer to "El Corrido del Katch" - A movie starring drug cartel people!

A parody of the trailer

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See also

• El Blog del Narco
• Mexico
• Beheading video
• Mujahideen Video
• Owned

External links

• The Sanjuana Gabriela Enríquez Galván video - Liveleak, with English!!!
• The Sanjuana Enríquez video - Youku
• Fun stories about what happened to Enríquez
• Manuel Mendez Leyva video - Liveleak - He loses his head...
  • English of the video
• Video of Miguel Ángel Acosta Peralta - Metatube - If you watch to the end, you see a drug cartel guy whack him with a baseball bat
  • This reveals that, after the video, Acosta had fun hangin' out at the bridge
• Another copy of the Acosta video
• A "Zeta" in his underwear is slapped around, and gets his head twisted off
• The original "Matando Zetas" video - Great for all ages!